These msn names are simply hilarious. We find all the best humor and jokes around and put them as msn names for you to use on messenger. Don't forget you can add your own too!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his...	[ Read...]
What do you call an Afghan Virgin? Never bin ...	[ Read...]
I love deadlines. I especially like the whoos...	[ Read...]
If your parents never had children, chances a...	[ Read...]
Many folks want to serve God, but only as adv...	[ Read...]
Droughts are because God didn't pay his water...	[ Read...]
I wrote a book on penguins. Paper would have ...	[ Read...]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Gr...	[ Read...]
When life hands you lemons...squirt them in y...	[ Read...]
if you dont like my drivin get off the sidewa...	[ Read...]
I dont need your atitude, i have one of my ow...	[ Read...]
Roses r red, Monsters are green. Look in the ...	[ Read...]
Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?	[ Read...]
Smile and the world smiles with you.. Fart an...	[ Read...]
[x]one by one the penguins steal my sanity [x...	[ Read...]
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Are Crazy!	[ Read...]
im a bomb technician if u c me runnin try n k...	[ Read...]
here i am what are the other two wishes	[ Read...]